[spoken]
Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the
Cure a lot.

[sung]
You don't know how much I need you.
While you're near me I don't feel blue.
And when we kiss I know that you need me too.
I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.

But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you linda,
I hope you fucking choke.

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.

Oh somebody kill me please,
Somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
Pretty pretty please kill me.

I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.

[spoken]
Kid: you're going to the mental institution.

• Bad Boyfriend
• Cordurory Blues
• Dancin' & Pantsin'
• Food Inuendo Guy
• Four Years Old
• Girl
• Grow Old With You
• Listenin' to The Radio
• Medium Pace
• Mother's Day Song
• Moyda
• Pickin' Daisies
• Red Hooded Sweatshirt
• Santa Song
• Somebody Kill Me
• Sweat Beatrice
• The Chanukah Song
• The Goat Song
• The Hanukkah Song
• The Lonesome Kicker
• The Respect Chant
• Voodoo