Performed by adam sandler and i. maxtone-graham

My mom bought you when I was just 13,
The brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen.
She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out,
That's too big for you! the other kids would shout.
But we stuck together, we didn't quit,
And now the children say, what a perfect fit.

I love you sweeeeatshirt
Red hooded
Sweeeeatshirt
Dip dip dip
Sweeeeatshirt
Shama lama ding dong
Sweeeeatshirt.

I like to rest my hands in your kangaroo pouch,
It makes them feel comfy like a big soft couch.
And I don't care if the weather's no good,
I say see you later rain as I pull up my hood.
Remember that long bus trip when I needed a nap? ,
I used you as a pillow on that spanish lady's lap.
I love you sweeeeatshirt red hooded
Sweeeeatshirt
Dip dip dip sweeeeatshirt
Shama lama ding dong
Sweeeeatshirt.

Oh what is it about you that makes me so jolly? ,
Is it your fifty cotton or your fifty poly?

I don't knoooooooww
Ohh ohh hoo hoo hoo.

Oh red hooded sweatshirt we been through a lot together like that time I played in that shirts and skins basketball game and I had to take you off and throw you in the corner of the gym. I was m
Through the game and then I saw you looking at me. you were staring as if to say adam, you suck at basketball, you dribble like a damn woman. I was so mad I challenged you to a game
Ne on one and you know sweatshirt, even though I beat you 11 to 9, deep in my soul I know you missed those lay-ups on purpose. you let me win and that why I'll forever feel this way.

I love you sweeeeatshirt
Red hooded
Sweeeeatshirt
Dip dip dip
Sweeeeatshirt
Shama lama ding dong
Sweeeeatshirt.

Come on audience members, help me out here.

I love you sweeeeatshirt
Red hooded
Sweeeeatshirt
Dip dip dip
Sweeeeatshirt
Shama lama ling dong
Sweeeeatshirt.

I love you sooooooooooo.

Happy valentine's everybody!

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