Performed by adam sandler, allen covert, and jon rosenburg

Where's my peggy sue?
I could use a rosalita
If there's a long tall sally out there
I'm dyin' to meet her
Why can't I hear beth callin' me?
Why can't I be the one to make sara smile?
I wish I was arm in arm with jean genie
Walkin' down the aisle

Oh yeah, all right

But I got no mary jane
There's no sloopy or dancin' queen
I'm just a fool in the rain
Waitin' on my billie jean

I want an angie, a mandy, a candy-o
A devil in a dress of blue
A rosanna, diana, a sweet caroline
I'd even take a run-around sue

Oh yeah, all right

Well, I never got to scream for a layla
I never saw mary-anne walkin' away
I never danced on the sand with a rio
Or woke up with a maggie may

I dialed 867-5309
But there was no jenny jenny
Oh, why can't I get myself a brown-eyed girl
When willie nelson loved so many?

And why does jack have diane?
And why does billy joe have bobbie sue?
And everybody had roxanne
Except you-know-who

I want an angie, a mandy, a candy-o
A devil in a dress of blue
A rosanna, diana, a sweet caroline
I'd even take a run-around sue

Well I'd take any ol' suzy q
I got no reason to be picky
She can be a goody-goody-two-shoes
Or she can be my darling nikki

Oh, brandy would be such a fine girl
And so would the sweet judy blue
I guess I sound just like that other fella
'cause you know I wish I had jessie's girl too

Oh yeah, all right

Well, I'd die for a kiss from allison
Even though I know she'd break my heart
Or give me a lo-lo-lo-lola
Minus the extra part

I want an angie, a mandy, a candy-o
A devil in a dress of blue
A rosanna, diana, a sweet caroline
I'd even take a run-around sue

You know I'd even take a run-around sue
Well, I'd even take a run-around sue

Oh yeah, all right

• Bad Boyfriend
• Cordurory Blues
• Dancin' & Pantsin'
• Food Inuendo Guy
• Four Years Old
• Girl
• Grow Old With You
• Listenin' to The Radio
• Medium Pace
• Mother's Day Song
• Moyda
• Pickin' Daisies
• Red Hooded Sweatshirt
• Santa Song
• Somebody Kill Me
• Sweat Beatrice
• The Chanukah Song
• The Goat Song
• The Hanukkah Song
• The Lonesome Kicker
• The Respect Chant
• Voodoo